The Effects of Alcohol

In this comic exchange in MacBeth, the Porter explains the effects of alcohol on sexual desire and performance.
The porter scene, MacBeth Act II. Scene 3.

MACDUFF: What three things does drink especially pro-
voke?

PORTER: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. 

Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes 

the desire, but it takes away the performance. There- 

fore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator 

with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him
on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and dis- 

heartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in
conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him 

the lie, leaves him.

“The Flea”

THE FLEA by John Donne

Mark but this flea, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deniest me is ;
It suck’d me first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea our two bloods mingled be.
Thou know’st that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead ;
Yet this enjoys before it woo,
And pamper’d swells with one blood made of two ;
And this, alas ! is more than we would do.

O stay, three lives in one flea spare,
Where we almost, yea, more than married are.
This flea is you and I, and this
Our marriage bed, and marriage temple is.
Though parents grudge, and you, we’re met,
And cloister’d in these living walls of jet.
Though use make you apt to kill me,
Let not to that self-murder added be,
And sacrilege, three sins in killing three.

Cruel and sudden, hast thou since
Purpled thy nail in blood of innocence?
Wherein could this flea guilty be,
Except in that drop which it suck’d from thee?
Yet thou triumph’st, and say’st that thou
Find’st not thyself nor me the weaker now.
‘Tis true ; then learn how false fears be ;
Just so much honour, when thou yield’st to me,
Will waste, as this flea’s death took life from thee.

John Donne’s poem will win the prize for the most original proposition. He seems not at all deterred by the woman’s squishing the flea, though he calls her “cruel”: “Cruel and sudden, hast thou since / Purpled thy nail in blood of innocence?”

Wild nights! Wild nights!

The Belle of Amherst is one of the last writers you’d expect to find here. That’s why Emily Dickinson is the first I’ll include in this series.

Do you think of her wearing white, a recluse?

Wild nights! Wild nights!
Were I with thee,
Wild nights should be
Our luxury!

Futile the winds
To a heart in port,
Done with the compass,
Done with the chart.

Rowing in Eden!
Ah! the sea!
Might I but moor
To-night in thee!

Does this poem change what you think about her?


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Poetry Month

I’ll have great new erotic poetry–and some classics you’ll recognize–soon.
 

All Women in Britain to be Forced to Wear a Burkah

That is, all women, even non-Muslims, would be forced to wear a burkah if Anjem Choudary has his way and “a pure Islamic state with Sharia law” is established throughout Britain.

An article in the Saturday March 14, 2009 Express by Martyn Brown quoted Choudhary–who’d also praised the terrorists attacks in Bombay (Mumbai): “Every woman, whether Muslim or non-Muslim, would have to wear a traditional burkha and cover everything apart from her face and hands in public.”

This wouldn’t pass muster:

Fishnet dress with rhinestone criss-cross front and matching g-string

A coordinating accessory, thigh high nylons with a strip of rhinestones up the backseam (available in black, white, and red) would be fun even without the fishnet mini. At $4.99 they cost about the same as a large frappuchino. They have fewer calories, too.

Sheer thigh high with rhinestone backseam

Body Jewelry

One idea for adding sex appeal is to use body jewelry. You can highlight your finer points and turn your lover on at the same time. I found this little addition today and I love the look of it.

Sterling silver nipple chain with pearl accent

Add some jewelry where it matters, and you may find yourself enjoying sex much more!

Alone? No Problem

Debby Herbenick, the sex educator at the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction, recommended that those who want to have more orgasms try masturbation.

Unique stimulator performs circle movements resembling finger-like motion.

“Really, masturbation is a fantastic way to learn about our bodies and to learn how to have an orgasm,” she said. “People who are having orgasms alone often feel like it is a fun, exciting thing they just did.”

DeStress

Among the seventy-five tips offered for stress reduction by Dr. Susan Mendelsohn, a Florida licensed psychologist are these five:

- Live in the present.

- Emphasize your strengths and minimize your weaknesses.

- Be playful.

- Turn on your answering machine.

- Enjoy your sexuality.

Mia is a discreet multifunctional massager.

George Washington’s Birthday

The birthday’s of Abraham Lincoln (February 12) and George Washington (February 22) used to be celebrated separately. Now they’ve been folded together into President’s day. Millard Fillmore, anyone?

Other than both being honored by President’s day, the only thing that Lincoln and Fillmore have in common is that both have photographic portraits by Matthew Brady.

George Washington’s birthday used to be associated with cherry pie, thanks to the debunked story offered by his biographer Mason Weems. As the story was taught, when Washington was a little boy he was given a hatchet, which he used to cut down a cherry tree. When his father asked if he’d done it, he confessed, saying, “I cannot tell a lie.”

Here’s the money shot of the Weems account: “When George,” said she, “was about six years old, he was made the wealthy master of a hatchet! of which, like most little boys, he was immoderately fond, and was constantly going about chopping every thing that came in his way. One day, in the garden, where he often amused himself hacking his mother’s pea-sticks, he unluckily tried the edge of his hatchet on the body of a beautiful young English cherry-tree, which he barked so terribly, that I don’t believe the tree ever got the better of it. The next morning the old gentleman finding out what had befallen his tree, which, by the by, was a great favourite, came into the house, and with much warmth asked for the mischievous author, declaring at the same time, that he would not have taken five guineas for his tree. Nobody could tell him any thing about it. Presently George and his hatchet made their appearance. George, said his father, do you know who killed that beautiful little cherry-tree yonder in the garden? This was a tough question; and George staggered under it for a moment; but quickly recovered himself: and looking at his father, with the sweet face of youth brightened with the inexpressible charm of all-conquering truth, he bravely cried out, “I can’t tell a lie, Pa; you know I can’t tell a lie. I did cut it with my hatchet.”–Run to my arms, you dearest boy, cried his father in transports, run to my arms; glad am I, George, that you killed my tree; for you have paid me for it a thousand fold. Such an act of heroism in my son, is more worth than a thousand trees, though blossomed with silver, and their fruits of purest gold.”

The “she” of the above paragraph, was an anonymous source to whom Weems attributed the information.

So the young Washington—according to Weems—hadn’t actually cut down the tree, but killed it by taking off its bark.

While the story was taught to children to teach them the virtue of truth-telling, the previous anecdote in Weems is a lesson to parents, not to punish children so harshly that the young ones learn to lie in order to evade beatings.

What Smells So Good?

Besides you. Or your partner.

Candlelight and the scent of ylang-ylang or lavender. Ylang-ylang is one of the floral notes in Chanel No. 5.

Scented beeswax pillar candle

Beeswax Aromatherapy Candle

Bluecorn Naturals are made with beeswax, cotton wicks and are paraffin and lead free.

Or set some beeswax tea lights around the room. The beeswax smells, well, delicious. And it’s long burning. Set the candles in holders or on plates, never directly on wood.